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lolaleonfan:

Photos by Amira Rosenbush

chitzybitch:

Miranda Cosgrove could be swinging on a candycane right now and we would never know

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notquiteluke:

this is some next level british grandma carpeting

(via pricklylegs)

whospilledthebongwater:

sperari:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

It got better.

Tumblr at its finest

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Beyoncé Jams ➝ Ring the Alarm (Live) | On The Run Tour

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twloserblog:

you dont know embarrassment until you have to wear science goggles over your glasses

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

soulgoodz:

I get highs from this daily

prettywigga:

Essence

rap-n-rap:

June 3, 1996

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

theblacklacedandy:

itscolossal:

Dancing Shadow Sculptures by Dpt. and Laurent Craste

OH MY GOD IT’S BE OUR GUEST COME TO LIFE

Put our service to the test

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dadfckr:

my mom uses ellipses at the end of all her texts so naturally i made this shortcut on her phone

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